Saturday, May 10, 2008

Baller Profile: Luke McGowan

Luke "TN" McGowan is the best of the midwest on a 9-foot hoop. Luke wows audiences angers opponents with net ripping 3-Pointers and rim-rattling dunks. Luke once made 7-straight contested 3-Pointers in a single game, when, according to legend, the ball actually lit on fire. Luke's only weakness is his girlfriend Lauren, who is the only one who can stop him from balling.

Luke's best partner is Dylan "TN2" Rogowski, although in truth, it doesn't matter who he balls with--he wins games. His signature dunk is the nut-cup, because during the dunk, his opponents' chin becomes his nut-cup. He has been the Jefferson Slam Dunk and 3-Point Champion for 5 years running. Even the amazing Alex Culy can't shoot like Luke on a 9-foot hoop.

On the real court, Luke is a consistent shooter from NBA-range. He once made an NBA-Distance 3-pointer with a hand in his face to send a game to Double-Overtime--where he took over and won, of course.

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